OLD DISH COMES WITH NEW PROP 65 LABEL

SACRAMENTO, CA - Proposition 65 is a label is on nearly fucking everything being produced currently and is expanding to the restaurant industry. Not satisfied with only being on the ingredients, it wants to be included in the meal. The California FDA announced that all Chicken Alfredo has to come with a Proposition 65 label advising customers that the meal might contain carcinogens. Previously, the only carcinogens contained in the kitchen were only the cigarettes smoked between rushes by that lazy piece of shit Ryan. I mean, seriously, he doesn’t even keep his mis tight like the rest of us.

The recipe for Chicken Alfredo, a dish found in nearly every Italian restaurant and some of the worst restaurants trying to cater to every taste, now has to come with a Prop 65 label in the meal to make it unavoidable. Simple advisories at the bottom of menus have not been effective and the change comes from the California Department of Public Health. Doug Wilson, an official at the CDPH, said, “while it didn’t come from the public or legislature, the department was slow and Annie in accounting thought it would be funny to send a viral email to the department. We thought it was a good idea and made a new rule to protect the public.”

Chefs adapted right away including the French Laundry which now features it on their Italian dishes proudly resting atop.